Scorpio & Being Alone
mackleroni and cheese
Yeah, pretty much me when I try to do anything fancy with eyeliner.
why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
- 3rd grade me: stupidsayswhat
- them: what?
- 3rd grade me: OH FUCK. GODDAMN. YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID JESUS CHRIST. I HAVE BESTED YOU MENTALLY YOU ARE THE LEAST INTELLIGENT PERSON ON EARTH NOW. THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN
it took me years to understand this joke
i left the oven on
Anonymous asked: What would you do if i told you your boyfriend is cheating on you?
idk ask him
the ham … it’s… it’s …… argghhhhhh
i love when cats’ programming glitches out
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