May 2013
If you’re not talking/giving me full attention 24 hours(or hours you’re conscious) a day 7 days a week, you’re a cheating asshole.
evolutional:
why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
3rd grade me: stupidsayswhat
them: what?
3rd grade me: OH FUCK. GODDAMN. YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID JESUS CHRIST. I HAVE BESTED YOU MENTALLY YOU ARE THE LEAST INTELLIGENT PERSON ON EARTH NOW. THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN
Anonymous asked: What would you do if i told you your boyfriend is cheating on you?
April 2013
Watchfagology:
best 8 seconds of my life
Watchfagology:
best 8 seconds of my life
3 tags
Anonymous asked: Titties tuesday?!
March 2013
tsarcasm:
trapsical:
I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.
this story was wild from start to finish
jvsxn:
part of me wants to be seven and careless. part of me wants to be back in your bed. part of me wants to be forty and settled. part of me wants to be dead.
“i’m done with boys”
– 13 year old girls (via dyslecix)
February 2013
imnotandrewhussie:
bloodyconverse:
toocooltobehipster:
therealhamster:
being called on to read in class when you aren’t following along
being called on in class
class
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